Proof I might really be losing my mind!

Ok.. I just have to tell this story, but I need to preempt it by saying I might REALLY be losing my mind!

Last week we were going to go to the bank cause I had a bunch of checks to deposit ( my work isn't direct deposit so I have to deposit it myself) . I had 2 work checks to deposit and THOUGHT that I had put them both into my pocket but when I checked I could only find one check. I tore my house apart looking for the check ( or so i thought!) but couldn't find it anywhere! I finally figured I would just ask work to cancel the check and then reissue me another one. I grabbed my purse and we headed out the door. I put my hand into the purse to grab something and felt an envelope. Wondering what it was I pulled it out..... lo and behold... it was my work check STILL IN THE ENVELOPE..... I don't even have any clue why I thought that I had taken it out already. I could have sworn I took it out and folded it up and put it into my pocket.... so after that ordeal I figured since I had OBVIOUSLY ALREADY LOST MY MIND..... it couldn't possibly happen again....

Yeah.. well it did!!....
Yesterday as we were rushing out the door ( why once we have kids, are we ALWAYS rushing!! ) to take Lily to her ONE YEAR CHECKUP ( can you believe my Lily Bean is almost 1 yr old!! ) and I was trying to find my wallet.. I couldn't find it anywhere.. I figured since I wasn't driving then I didn't really need it and forgot all about it! Later on that night, I figured I had better do a better search and look for it. I knew that last place I had seen it was Mon. night when we went to Walmart. David had taken the girls out to the car while I paid, so I knew I had had it then and rememberd taking it out of the bag and having it in the front seat with me. I called David to check the car but he couldn't find it. I literally TORE the house apart looking for it. I called David in tears, and told him that I couldn't find it anywhere. I called the credit card/bank to cancel my cards and felt sick thinking about all the work that I would have to do to get all the things in my wallet replaced. I decided to have a drink and sit and relax and then with fresh eyes take one more look. I opened the door to the fridge and right away notice the grocery bag in the fridge... you guessed it... MY WALLET.... I have no idea how I forgot it was in the bag.. I think I am going to blame it on one of the little people I live with.. except neither of them are strong enough to open the fridge so.... I guess I REALLY AM LOSING MY MIND!!!